2004-10-26 [Truthless Hero]: shhh....don't be tellin everyone my stage name........remember we go by my bedroom name "Carlos man of love" *strips down and gets into his pjs and finally joins the party in her pants* the end! now wasn't that a great story kids....since nikki couldn't come up with one yet! =P you've still got time....you can do it Nikki!! @.@ trust in mEeEeEeEe....truUuUuSt in MmEeEeEeEe......@.@

2004-10-26 [Miss Brightside]: Once there was a girl that liked to eat cheese cake. She ate so much cheese cake, people made fun of her saying sooner or later she'd turn into one. Well, one day, whilst eating chessey cake, or cakey cheese if you will, she did indeed turn into a cheese cake. Not the good kind either, with fruit topping and graham cracker crust...oh no. She turned into a GOAT CHEESE CAKE!!!! With little to do as a cheese cake, she got very bored. So she decided to start playing practical jokes on people. she would hide under cars, late at night, and when you were close enough to her, she would slice open your ankles! She'd shuffle away giggling while the person lay there in horror.

2004-10-26 [Miss Brightside]: All the time wondering..."what the fuck...did I just get sliced open by a fucking cheesey cake? Or cakey cheese?" They would lay there waiting to hear footsteps, yelling for help in the vast empty parking lots. Fearing that oddly rhythmic shuffling of the cake...or the cheese, whichever you prefer. Indeed, the girl was having sooo much fun as an evil cheese cake. Until the day came that she waited under a car too long. Her target was a rather rotundous woman, with CANKLES!!! How the girl/cake longed to rip open a cankle or two. It must have been days! But she waited diligently under Cankles car, until she started to feel a bit odd.

2004-10-26 [Miss Brightside]: Slightly drooping, and melting around the edges, she shuffled haggardly out of her hiding spot. Just as she found a resting spot, she heard the oddly rhythmic shuffle of a fat being.  Horror swept over Goat Cheese Cake Girl, and she heard the rasping breath that signaled Cankle's arrival. Cankles squeeled in delight as she approached the car, and swooped down to grab up the runny mess that was Goat Cheese Cake Girl.  Her beady eyes twinkled with hunger under her droopy fat face. She took the cheese cake (or cakey cheese) home and sat it on the counter. Eager to wrap her fat salivating lips around a hunk of it, she dug right in.  

2004-10-26 [Miss Brightside]: Now, being human, we lose our sensitivity to hearing certain sounds. So Cankles ate on, finishing every last bit of the cheesey cake, or cakey cheese, that was Goat Cheese Cake Girl, blissfully unaware of the horrified, anguished screaming and wailing that came with each rip of the girls cakey goodness. THE END!!!!!

2004-10-26 [~AbraKaDagger~]: O.O!! urm.... can I have a summary of that? I'm sorry miss but I'm not going to read all that... Iz tooz lazy...z

2004-10-27 [Miss Brightside]: it's a damn good story...soemday you should read it ^_^

2004-10-27 [Truthless Hero]: I read it......and it's quite the short story there and the moral of this story being, becareful who you eat, cuz one day someone may be eating you! =P

2004-10-27 [~AbraKaDagger~]: ooo... ok... well urm.. I like eating whores... 'cause you never know what youre going to get :P

2004-10-27 [Miss Brightside]: *picks the whore out of her teeth* Now I'm full!!!

2004-10-28 [Truthless Hero]: *has a startled look upon his face* I thought that was a box of chocolates? Damn You Momma!!!!! *licks his lips* Mmmm.....nothing like a nice warm refreshing whore course meal! ^_^

2004-10-28 [~AbraKaDagger~]: FOOCK YAR, BITCH! ... I personly like to merinate it in my own juces before I eat it! ^.^

2004-10-29 [Truthless Hero]: ah I see......remind me next time you have a weeny roast not to come, even if I'm invited! =\ oh and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a kool guy! =P

2004-10-29 [Miss Brightside]: Weeny's for all!!! And all for weenys!!!!

2004-10-29 [Truthless Hero]: count me out, I'm goin campin.......pitchinme a tent and climbin myself up on a couple mounds and waiting for some kinda climax I'm hopin for....

2004-10-29 [Miss Brightside]: hrmmm....did you see the moon last nigth????? dude...it was awesome...most beautiful scene ever!

2004-10-29 [Truthless Hero]: yes indeed, the clouds covered it well! =\ but a great sight indeed......taht's the second one Ive seen now....now all I need is one ore solar and I'll be tied!! and feel really old! =\

2004-10-29 [Miss Brightside]: I know..I love stuff like that. Living up here, we get to see the "northern lights" all the time. I love it...it';s so pretty. Once it looked like there was a huge angel in the middle of the sky, with rays of light coming off it. It was so neat ^_^

2004-10-29 [Truthless Hero]: ahhh you suck! =P awww....I'm kiddin cuteness! *gives nikki a noogie*

2004-10-29 [Miss Brightside]: *pouts* I apologize for my suction ^_^

2004-10-29 [Truthless Hero]: it's alright, you're pretty good at suckin anyhow, I've got no comlaints here! ^_^